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Celebrating Darwinism Day can anyone add anything??

We have Jeff Corwin as MC of the evening ceremonies as music by weird Al Yankovic, Savage Garden, the beatles evolution, Pearl Jam and the Damned and Devo are playing loudly. Also the Unicorn song is our theme to the festivities. Also various HIP-HOP POLKA bands and Heavy metal yodellers. We will have a Grand evolutionday of life at sunrise with floats like RNA float, the bacterial and the bluegreen algae float, metazoa marching band. Carnivals of kissing and dunking booths of various evolutionist and creationist leaders. Remember a GOOD time must be had by all!! We go home wearing the holiday colors of Grey, Chartruse, and plaid wearing stove pipe hats and bonnets to open our presents. brought to us by the GREAT BEAGLE.> Who flies around in a turtle shell pulled by 8 emu's and a red nosed ostrich in front. Various displays of evolution and deevolution of man are out on the lawn. While children are inside playing pin the tail on the neandrethal and the evolution game with smiles. Then as we settle for a supper of roasted finch, baked potato and turtle soup and chilean wine. Along with Tofu turkey, Pita Bread and lemonade. Afterwards a cake baked in honor of Darwin will be served. Alcoholic drinks include the wine and Zima with club soda and a shot of bitters.. Also include are jello shots of various flavors. Remember a GREAT time must be had by all as we evolve into our new religious HOLIDAY Love the slogan "whose the monkey now" and sorry no strippers because this is a family Holiday!!

Public Comments

1. hmmmm wasnt darwin day the other day? according to someone else it was...or has it 'evolved' to be longer this year? lol
2. Today is the 199th anniversary of Chuck's birth.
3. Repent. "God for give me"
4. Every party can be made better with strippers
5. A slogan under it all: Whose the monkey now?
6. I'm sending my SO a valentine that says, "I naturally select you". LOL!
7. Sounds wonderful. When should I be there? No strippers Aviator! Women have evolved as well.
8. just make sure you have loads of fun !!! (((HUGS))))
9. I would take the kids I babysit to it, point laugh and say "And these are the so called 'smart' people of society. This boys and girls is what happens to your brain if you abandon God. You go insane." And then laugh some more.
10. Sounds great Happy Birthday Chuck!